Dear God....

GREAT THEOLOGY! KIDS STILL HAVE IT RIGHT!

Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and
Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda

Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a
puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Joyce

Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to
come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet

Dear God,
If we come back as somebody else, please don't let me
be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her.
Denise

God,
I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison

Dear God,
How did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene

Dear God,
Is it true my Father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his golf words in the house?
Anita

Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody
in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
never do it.
Nan

Dear God,
Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You? If you
did then I'm going to get even with my brother.
Darla

Dear God,
I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of
them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on
water, too.
Glenn

Dear God,
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little
boy. How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis

Dear God,
Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you
don't, who does?
Nan

Dear God,
It's O. K. that you made different religions but don't
you get mixed up sometimes?
Arnold

Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it
an accident?
Norma

Dear God,
In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

Dear God,
What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you
had everything you wanted.
Jane

Dear God,
How come you did all those miracles in the old days
and don't do any now?
Seymour

Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp
this year.
Peter

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my
brother.
Larry

Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget.
Mark

Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both
ways before I cross the street.
Dean

Dear God,
My brother told me about how you are born but it just
doesn't sound right.
What do you say?
Marsha

Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my
new shoes.
Liz

Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know
him through the business?
Donny

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job.
Who does it when you are on vacation?
Jane

Dear God,
In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but
in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he steal your
idea?
Sincerely, Donna

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that
because you are already God.
Charles

Dear God,
It is great the way you always get the stars in the
right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff

Dear God,
I am doing the best I can. Really.
Frank

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.
Carol