One-liners

1. Give God what's right--not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end--God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
6. Are you are wrinkled with burden? Come to church for a face-lift..
7. When praying don't give God instructions--just report for duty.
8. We don't change God's message. His message changes us.
9. When God ordains, He sustains.
10. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
11. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
12. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
13. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
14. Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord.
15. Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.
16. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
17. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
18. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
19. Be ye fishers of men. You catch them and He'll clean them.
20. God doesn't call the qualified. He qualifies the called.